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Squidward's Suicide

I worked as an intern at Nickelodeon Animation Studios the summer after my sophomore year of college. I was assigned to a small team that reviewed rough cuts and dailies before they went to editorial. Most of it was routine — character test animations, background plates, early versions of episodes that needed timing fixes.

The screening that day was supposed to be a rough cut of an unaired SpongeBob episode. The four of us on the team, plus our supervisor, sat down in the small viewing room with the episode in the bay.

The episode started normally. SpongeBob and Patrick were teasing Squidward — standard plot setup. But the audio mixed wrong: the laugh track was playing over the wrong beats, slightly delayed, which gave everything a lurching, wrong-footed feeling. Our supervisor noted it and said editorial would fix it.

Then the episode cut to Squidward in his home. He was sitting at the window. This went on for nearly three minutes — Squidward, sitting, staring out the window while the ambient sound slowly dropped out. By the two-minute mark the room was completely silent except for the sound of the projector.

Then Squidward began to cry. Not cartoon crying — not exaggerated, funny crying. Real-sounding crying. The kind you don't put in children's television.

The episode continued like this. No dialogue. Just Squidward, alone, in a house that grew progressively darker with each scene cut. The backgrounds began to feel off — the proportions wrong, the angles slightly nauseating. Our supervisor had his hand over his mouth.

Near the end of the episode, there was a cut to live-action footage. A real location. A real room. The footage lasted approximately four seconds and was accompanied by a sound I will not describe. It was not animation. It was not staged.

The episode ended. The lights came up.

Nobody said anything for a long time. Our supervisor left the room and made a phone call. Two people from another department came down and took the reel. We were told not to discuss what we'd seen, not in writing, not verbally. We were told it had been submitted by an outside source and had been incorrectly logged as official Nickelodeon content.

We never found out who submitted it or where the live-action footage came from. The police were called. I don't know what came of it. I was let go at the end of my internship. I don't believe the two events were related.

I still think about those four seconds.

// ORIGIN NOTE: 4chan /x/, 2009; also known as "Red Mist". This story is part of the PARANORMAL.NET curated creepypasta archive, preserved for archival and entertainment purposes.