CREEPYPASTA ARCHIVE

Happy Appy was a Nickelodeon children's show from 1999 that has been scrubbed from all records. It featured an apple with a face who helped injured children. The later episodes were not for children.

The Midnight Game is a pagan ritual used to punish those who disobeyed the gods. You invite the Midnight Man into your home. You spend the night not letting him catch you.

Item #: SCP-999. Object Class: Safe. SCP-999 appears to be a large, friendly, translucent orange slime that loves to play. Direct contact produces extreme happiness. It is possibly the nicest thing in the Foundation's custody.

I keep running into the same man. Different cities, different years, different contexts. Always the same man. He has never shown any sign of recognizing me. I think I am the only one who can see the pattern.

When I was six years old I discovered a local-access TV channel that broadcast children's programming. The shows were wrong. The host knew my name.

I don't have a name for what I see at the bottom of my stairs every night. It stands there from midnight to about 3 AM. It hasn't moved toward me yet. I keep the lights on now.

I check on my daughter every night before I go to sleep. Last night I tucked her in, kissed her head, and was halfway down the hall when I heard her voice behind me asking who had been in her room.

Disney has a long and well-documented history of building theme parks and then quietly abandoning them. Treasure Island in the Bahamas is one. Discovery Island, in the middle of Bay Lake at Walt Disney World, is another.

Every clock in my house stopped at the same time on the same night. 3:07 AM. Not just stopped — they all advanced to 3:07 and stopped there, even though they'd been showing different times.

After my wife died, a dog began sitting at the end of my driveway every evening. It didn't belong to anyone in the neighborhood. It sat and waited and watched the house.

In 2004, a friend forwarded me a spam email with nothing but a URL and the words "this is normal." The website was called normalpornnormpeople.com. Nothing on it was normal.

In 1983, a team of scientists attempted to contact God by systematically eliminating every sense from a human test subject. What the subject reported before losing the ability to speak was documented and immediately classified.